A survey: Will a spinach and rocket salad make you MUUU?

This is a real dilemma for me. Will a spinach and rocket salad make you MUUU?

Being a person who loves green salads and who appreciates more the garnishing than the real food I bought some rocket and some spinach and some tomatoes. When I got home I cleaned them thoroughly chopped the spinach and the rocket diced the tomatoes and some cheese added a bit of oil, salt and pepper and Voila a light lunch in less than 10 minutes.

I shared my salad with my brother. Food tastes better when you share it with people. After less than 3 minutes the salad was gone. Five minutes later my brother, who hates green stuff, started going MUUU...

I'm puzzled...